Look…let’s just have gay sex

If you want to instantly have sex with me, put on “Closer” by Kings of Leon

My pants will be off in the first 5 seconds

Ya know, just normal, everyday things my friends and I talk about, no big deal.

Friend: Come to the bar and drink with me. I have a twink I want you to rebound with!

File this under “Headlines You Don’t See Everyday” ……….

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Me reading a selection from the classy book “Sexy Beast 7” by Kate Douglas. We hope you enjoy!